Adam the Fish

My Sexy Selfie

My Sexy Selfie @JammyBandStudio

Following (very quickly, I’ll admit) my post about how ripped I’m going to get over the summer, I saw this video:

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My summer plans!

Whilst I am already insanely fit (obviously), it was suggested that I should “get ripped” over the summer holidays.

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Optimising your Strike Day

Optimising your Strike Day

I had today off, because of the extensive strikes across the UK today. Thanks, teachers, I missed my ICT lesson again.

As ever, I like to be helpful, so here’s how to make the most of a day off (admittedly this is a bit late now, but I’m sure there’ll be more strikes, since this will obviously do nothing).

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The United Nations Board of Film Classification

The United Nations Board of Film Classification

(or if that’s a bit long, the UNBFC – like UNICEF or the BBFC, but not quite.)

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Time to Gloat Again

Time to Gloat Again

Football again!
I think I’m in a fairly good position to do a bit of gloating.

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Introducing your newly ordained minister (and his cult).

Introducing your newly ordained minister (and his cult).

I am going to be frank, this might seem a bit at odds with some of the vaguely (quite strongly) Humanist things which I have posted thus far. However, I would like you to meet me, a person anew; there’s a piece of paper (actually, an image file) which says I’m ordained.

Certificate of Ministry

So it has red stuff on it; but the one without that cost $29 or something.

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Light: because why not?

Light: because why not?

This brought me far too much joy. As hopefully it did for my lovely Twitter followers. If you don’t have Twitter, well done. If you do, follow me.

Light https://t.co/aEkYypmmME

— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) June 28, 2014

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Tempted to smoke?

The British Medical Association recently voted to stop those born 2000 and after being able to legally buy tobacco products. If you were born 31st December 1999 at 2359, though, feel free to utterly screw your lungs.

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Give me your body!

Give me your body!

…and without meaning to be too forward about it, it would be best if it was dead.

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The Llama Mystery: Revealed

The Llama Mystery: Revealed

If you don’t go to my school – or, even if you do and you haven’t been involved in this every step of the way – this might be a little confusing.

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